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Joke Topic - 'A Pack Of Cards'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'A Pack Of Cards'.

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My friend said, 'That bloke over there thinks he's a pack of cards.'
My brother said, 'I'll have to deal with him later.'


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Horses

What do you call a horse wearing Venetian blinds?
A zebra.
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Graveyards

Bodies Needed To Look After Graveyard
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Vampires

Did you hear about the vampire who liked ballroom dancing?
He especially liked the vaultz.
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Golf

Wife: Sorry, but you can't go to the golf course today.
Husband: Okay, in that case I'll just putter around the yard.
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Doctors

Doctor: I will examine you for twenty dollars.
Patient: Go ahead Doctor. If you find it you can have it.
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Ship

What should you do with a sick ship?
Take it to the doc.
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Brothers

My brother said, 'l've brought you home a present. It's a wombat.'
I said, 'What's a wombat for?'
He said, 'A good game of wom.'
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Puppies

A man walked into a pet shop and said, 'I'd like a puppy for my son.'
'Sorry sir,' said the store owner, 'we don't do part exchange.'
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Bald

What did the bald man say when he was given a comb as a birthday present?
Thanks, I'll never part with it.

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