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Joke Topic - 'A Race'


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How do fireflies start a race?
'Ready, Steady, Glow!'


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Mistake

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Jamaica.
Jamaica who?
Jamaica mistake?
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Witch

How do you make a witch itch?
Take away the "w".
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Coffee

Did you hear the story about the cup of coffee?
It's real hot stuff.
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Eel

What do you get if you cross an eel with a shopper?
A slippery customer.
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Reality

My reality check just bounced - Insufficient substance.
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Teachers

Teacher: I wish you’d pay a little attention to what I'm saying!
Pupil: I'm paying as little as I can!
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Cops

Yo momma's so stupid, she got hit by a cup and told cops she got mugged.
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Pie

What do you get if you cross an aeroplane with a Cornish pasty?
Pie in the sky.
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Students

How many Princeton students does it take to change a light bulb?
Two, one to mix the martinis and one to call the electrician.

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