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Joke Topic - 'Aardvarks'


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What did the aardvark call his dog?
Aard-bark!


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Boyfriend

Mary: My boyfriend has a very nice personality.
Jane: My boyfriend's not very handsome either.
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Blondes

Q: Do you know why the blonde got fired from the M&M factory?
A: For throwing out the W's.
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Doctors

Patient: Doctor, I feel like a window.
Doctor: Tell me where the pane is.
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Dracula

What breed of dog did Count Dracula have?
A bloodhound.
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Nicer

I'll try being nicer if you'll try being smarter.
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Cannonball

My brother said, 'I want a job as a human cannonball.'
I said, 'I'll bet you get fired.'
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Ghosts

Did you hear what happened when the ghosts went on strike?
A skeleton staff took over.
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Rock

What do you call a rock group with Mozart, Bach, Beethoven, Handel, and Chopin?
The Decomposers.
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Dracula

How can you tell when Count Dracula has caught the flu?
He'll be coffin.

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