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Joke Topic - 'Abbreviation'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Abbreviation'.


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What do you call it when cows fight a battle in outer space?
Steer Wars.

The Biggest Handicap

What is the biggest handicap in golf?
Being honest.


I've lived on vegetables all my life
- that's nothing, I've lived on earth!


Nice perfume. Must you marinate in it?


Did you hear about the man on the flying trapeze?
He caught his wife in the act.


Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Thunder who?
Thunder the table.

A Bad Idea

Why is it a bad idea to iron a four leaf clover?
Because you should never press your luck.


I'm trying to imagine you with a personality.

Knock Knock

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Midas who?
Midas well come in.

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