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Joke Topic - 'Abbreviation'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Abbreviation'.

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Cows

What do you call it when cows fight a battle in outer space?
Steer Wars.
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The Biggest Handicap

What is the biggest handicap in golf?
Being honest.
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Vegetables

I've lived on vegetables all my life
- that's nothing, I've lived on earth!
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Perfume

Nice perfume. Must you marinate in it?
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Caught

Did you hear about the man on the flying trapeze?
He caught his wife in the act.
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Thunder

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Thunder.
Thunder who?
Thunder the table.
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A Bad Idea

Why is it a bad idea to iron a four leaf clover?
Because you should never press your luck.
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Imagine

I'm trying to imagine you with a personality.
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Knock Knock

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Midas.
Midas who?
Midas well come in.

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