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Joke Topic - 'Accept'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Accept'.


Do you want people to accept you as you are or do you want them to like you?

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DINER: How often do you change the tablecloths in this establishment?
WAITER: I don't know, sir, I've only worked here six months.


What do you call a frog who works as a spy?
A croak and dagger agent.

Hearing Aids

"I just got a new hearing aid. It's the best one I've ever had."
"What kind is it?"
"Oh, about 9:30......."

Alphabet Soup

Why did the man order alphabet soup in the restaurant?
He wanted to eat his words.


What did the cannibals say to their nextdoor neighbors?
We'd really love to have you over for dinner!"


What do you get if you cross a mouse with an oil can?
A squeak that oils itself.


What is very tall and wet and stands in the middle of Paris?
The Eiffel Shower.


What do sad Christmas trees do?
They pine a lot.


GILLIE: Will I lose my looks as I get older?
WILLIE: With luck, yes.

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