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Joke Topic - 'Accept'


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Do you want people to accept you as you are or do you want them to like you?


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Tablecloths

DINER: How often do you change the tablecloths in this establishment?
WAITER: I don't know, sir, I've only worked here six months.
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Frogs

What do you call a frog who works as a spy?
A croak and dagger agent.
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Hearing Aids

"I just got a new hearing aid. It's the best one I've ever had."
"What kind is it?"
"Oh, about 9:30......."
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Alphabet Soup

Why did the man order alphabet soup in the restaurant?
He wanted to eat his words.
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Cannibals

What did the cannibals say to their nextdoor neighbors?
We'd really love to have you over for dinner!"
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Mouse

What do you get if you cross a mouse with an oil can?
A squeak that oils itself.
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Paris

What is very tall and wet and stands in the middle of Paris?
The Eiffel Shower.
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Christmas

What do sad Christmas trees do?
They pine a lot.
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Girlfriends

GILLIE: Will I lose my looks as I get older?
WILLIE: With luck, yes.

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