Home / Joke Topics Index / Joke Topics - A / Joke Topic - Accident - 1

Joke Topic - 'Accident'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Accident'.

$text4

This nurse was learning first aid. The sister said, 'Nurse, imagine a man's been brought in after an accident and he's bleeding badly. What's the first thing you'd do?'
The nurse said. 'Faint.'


Here are some randomly selected joke topics

$text4

License

I don't have a license to kill. I have a learner's permit.
$text4

Rabbits

What did the rabbits say when they were caught in the vegetable patch?
Lettuce alone!
$text4

Waiter

Waiter, waiter, this food isn't fit for a pig.'
'Very good sir. I'll go and get you some that is.'
$text4

Doctors

Doctor, doctor. Every time I stand up quickly, I see Mickey Mouse, Donald Duck and Goofy.
Ok, how long have you been having these Disney spells?
$text4

Christmas

Why does Santa have 3 gardens?
A. So he can ho-ho-ho.
$text4

Cats

Why did the cat move to a new neighborhood?
Because the old one had gone to the dogs!
$text4

Cold

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ken.
Ken who?
Ken I come in? It's really cold standing here.
$text4

Kangaroos

What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a line of people waiting to catch a bus?
A queue jumper.
$text4

Even

How do you make seven even?
You remove the 's'.

This is page 1 of 1