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Joke Topic - 'Accidents'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Accidents'.


Prevent accidents
- start doing things on purpose

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Light Bulbs

How many light bulbs does it take to change a light bulb?
Two, the old one and the new one.


What does a skeleton like to order in a restaurant?


What do you get if you cross a stick of dynamite with the white of an egg?
A boom-meringue.


Why did the pirate's phone keep going beep, beep, beep?
Because he had left it off his hook.


I think animal testing is a terrible idea they get all nervous and give the wrong answers.


Windows: Just another pane in the glass.


Why did the pupil take a ladder to school?
It was a high school.


When society turns to graffiti, the writing is on the wall

How Are You

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Hiram who?
Hiram fine, how are you?

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