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Joke Topic - 'Accidents'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Accidents'.

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Prevent accidents
- start doing things on purpose


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Light Bulbs

How many light bulbs does it take to change a light bulb?
Two, the old one and the new one.
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Skeletons

What does a skeleton like to order in a restaurant?
Spareribs.
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Dynamite

What do you get if you cross a stick of dynamite with the white of an egg?
A boom-meringue.
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Pirates

Why did the pirate's phone keep going beep, beep, beep?
Because he had left it off his hook.
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Animals

I think animal testing is a terrible idea they get all nervous and give the wrong answers.
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Windows

Windows: Just another pane in the glass.
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School

Why did the pupil take a ladder to school?
It was a high school.
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Society

When society turns to graffiti, the writing is on the wall
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How Are You

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Hiram.
Hiram who?
Hiram fine, how are you?

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