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Joke Topic - 'Accountant'

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Accountant - someone you hire to explain that you didn't make the money you did.

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Q: What's the difference between a lawyer and an onion?
A: No one cries when you slice up a lawyer.


A Scottish gift: "It's nae use to me, ye're welcome to it."


What was the name of the small horse that fought windmills?
Donkey Oatey.

A Rooster

What do you get if you cross a rooster with a duck?
An animal that wakes you up at the quack of dawn.


A sign in the window of a restaurant: "Eat now - Pay waiter."


BREAKFAST.COM Halted...Cereal Port Not Responding

Credit Cards

Last weekend my credit card was stolen but I decided not to report it because the thief is spending less than my wife does.


Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Harriet who?
Harriet my lunch so now I'm hungry.


Why did the lazy man apply for a job in the bakery?
Because he was a loafer.

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