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Joke Topic - 'Accountant'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Accountant'.

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Accountant - someone you hire to explain that you didn't make the money you did.


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Lawyers

Q: What's the difference between a lawyer and an onion?
A: No one cries when you slice up a lawyer.
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Scottish

A Scottish gift: "It's nae use to me, ye're welcome to it."
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Horses

What was the name of the small horse that fought windmills?
Donkey Oatey.
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A Rooster

What do you get if you cross a rooster with a duck?
An animal that wakes you up at the quack of dawn.
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Restaurant

A sign in the window of a restaurant: "Eat now - Pay waiter."
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Cereal

BREAKFAST.COM Halted...Cereal Port Not Responding
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Credit Cards

Last weekend my credit card was stolen but I decided not to report it because the thief is spending less than my wife does.
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Lunch

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Harriet.
Harriet who?
Harriet my lunch so now I'm hungry.
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Lazy

Why did the lazy man apply for a job in the bakery?
Because he was a loafer.

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