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Joke Topic - 'Achievements'


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Activity is the politician's substitute for achievement.


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Reincarnation

Reincarnation is making a comeback
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Frogs

What do you get if you cross a palm tree with a frog?
A croakanut.
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Parrots

What is a polygon?
A dead parrot.
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Henry VIII

Which famous English King invented fractions?
Henry the 1/8th.
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Cannibals

Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny?
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Pistachios

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Cash.
Cash who?
No, thanks, I prefer pistachios.
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Accountants

Tom: What do you do for a living?
Jack: I work with figures.
Tom: You're an accountant?
Jack: No. A fitness instructor.
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Chicken

Why did the chicken go red?
She was henbarrassed.
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Parents

What are your parents' names?
Mama and papa.

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