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Joke Topic - 'Acoustic'


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Acoustic: What you shoot pool with.


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Bars

I was out drinking in a bar last night and a woodworm asked me: "Is the bar tender here?
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Blondes

What do you call a blonde with a brain cell?
GIFTED.
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Candle

What did one candle say to the other?
You keep getting on my wick.
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Apartments

Nan: How do you like your new studio apartment?
Dan: I have no room for complaint.
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Boyfriends

Mary: Why do you call your boyfriend 'wonder'?
Karen: Because I look at him and wonder.
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Reindeer

I don't care who you are, get these reindeer off my roof.
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Father Christmas

Why did Father Christmas want a garden?
So he could Ho, Ho, Ho!
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Rabbits

What do you get if you pour warm water down a rabbit hole?
Hot cross bunnies.
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Work

If work is so terrific, how come they have to pay you to do it?

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