Joke Topic - 'Acoustic'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Acoustic'.

Acoustic: What you shoot pool with.

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Bars

I was out drinking in a bar last night and a woodworm asked me: "Is the bar tender here?

What do you call a blonde with a brain cell?
GIFTED.

What did one candle say to the other?
You keep getting on my wick.

Nan: How do you like your new studio apartment?
Dan: I have no room for complaint.

Mary: Why do you call your boyfriend 'wonder'?
Karen: Because I look at him and wonder.

I don't care who you are, get these reindeer off my roof.

Why did Father Christmas want a garden?
So he could Ho, Ho, Ho!

What do you get if you pour warm water down a rabbit hole?
Hot cross bunnies.

If work is so terrific, how come they have to pay you to do it?

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