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Joke Topic - 'Actors'


Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Actors'.

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Did you hear about the extremely vain actor?
Every time he opened the fridge door and the little light came on he would bow.
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How many actors does it take to change a light bulb?
Only one. They don't like to share the spotlight.
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Why did the pig want to become an actor?
Because he was such a ham.


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Dumb

Your mumma is so dumb she can't even pass a blood test!
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Man

What is the longest sentence known to man?
'I do.'
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Bank

Bill: What's the name of your bank?
George: Piggy.
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Dogs

Advert in a newspaper:
Big dog for sale, eats anything - fond of children.
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Work

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Ida
Ida who?
Ida awful day at work today.
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Doctors

Doctor, Doctor I've just swallowed a pen.
Well sit down and write your name!
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Cookies

What did the cookie say when it saw two friends being crushed?
Oh Crumbs!
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Blondes

Q: Do you know why the blonde got fired from the M&M factory?
A: For throwing out the W's.
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Accidents

Prevent accidents
- start doing things on purpose

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