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Joke Topic - 'Actors'

Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Actors'.


Did you hear about the extremely vain actor?
Every time he opened the fridge door and the little light came on he would bow.

How many actors does it take to change a light bulb?
Only one. They don't like to share the spotlight.

Why did the pig want to become an actor?
Because he was such a ham.

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'I do.'


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George: Piggy.


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Knock, knock
Who's there?
Ida who?
Ida awful day at work today.


Doctor, Doctor I've just swallowed a pen.
Well sit down and write your name!


What did the cookie say when it saw two friends being crushed?
Oh Crumbs!


Q: Do you know why the blonde got fired from the M&M factory?
A: For throwing out the W's.


Prevent accidents
- start doing things on purpose

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