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Joke Topic - 'Adopt'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Adopt'.

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I know you are nobody's fool but maybe someone will adopt you.
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I know you are nobody's fool but maybe someone will adopt you.


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Golf

The man who takes up golf to take his mind off his 'work' often takes up Work to take his mind off golf.
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Coffee

Did you hear the story about the cup of coffee?
It's real hot stuff.
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Golf Balls

Why is it so hard to drive golf balls?
They don't have steering wheels!
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Knock Knock

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Gopher.
Gopher who?
Who wants to gopher a ride in my car?
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Understand

Wife: "I can't understand why I gain so much weight, I eat like a bird!"
Husband: "Yeah! you eat twice your own weight every day.
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Birthdays

He really surprised her on her birthday.
He remembered it.
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Birds

Nothing succeeds like a budgie with no teeth.
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Christmas

Why does Santa have 3 gardens?
A. So he can ho-ho-ho.
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Live

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Miri.
Miri who?
Miri me and we'll live happily ever after.

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