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Joke Topic - 'Alcohol'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Alcohol'.

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Alcohol and calculus don't mix. Never drink and derive.
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Do you have an alcohol problem?
- yes, I can't afford it


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Rabbits

There was a man who painted rabbits all over his bald head.
Claimed they looked like hares from a distance.
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Dogs

What do you call a dog who designs buildings?
A bark-itect.
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Sausages

Did you hear that the local food factory is not going to make sausages any longer?
They're long enough already.
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Astronauts

Where did the astronaut get his degree?
At the mooniversity!
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Take The Plunge

Let him who takes the plunge remember to return it by Tuesday.
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Students

A student who changes the course of history is probably taking an exam.
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Thunder

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Thunder.
Thunder who?
Thunder the table.
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Vegetables

What type of vegetables do plumbers fix?
Leeks.
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Knock Knock

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Faye.
Faye who?
Fayeding away.

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