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Joke Topic - 'Ale'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Ale'.


What did they say to Julius Caesar When he went into a pub?
'Ale, Caesar?'

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What do you get is you cross an elephant with a cat?
Very nervous mice.


You have the capacity to learn from your mistakes.
You're bound to learn a lot today.

A Truckload

I want to buy a truckload of goose feathers, but I can't afford the down payment.


Why did the pirate's phone keep going beep, beep, beep?
Because he had left it off his hook.


Did you hear that the price of duck feathers has risen?
So now even down is up.


Did you hear about the dating agency for chickens that went bankrupt last week?
They couldn't make hens meet.


What did the undertaker say to his new girlfriend?
Em-balmy about you.


My girlfriend's teeth are like stars they come out every night...

Santa Claus

How do you know when Santa Claus is in the room?
You can sense his presents.

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