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Joke Topic - 'Ale'


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What did they say to Julius Caesar When he went into a pub?
'Ale, Caesar?'


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Elephants

What do you get is you cross an elephant with a cat?
Very nervous mice.
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Mistakes

You have the capacity to learn from your mistakes.
You're bound to learn a lot today.
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A Truckload

I want to buy a truckload of goose feathers, but I can't afford the down payment.
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Pirates

Why did the pirate's phone keep going beep, beep, beep?
Because he had left it off his hook.
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Ducks

Did you hear that the price of duck feathers has risen?
So now even down is up.
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Dating

Did you hear about the dating agency for chickens that went bankrupt last week?
They couldn't make hens meet.
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Girlfriends

What did the undertaker say to his new girlfriend?
Em-balmy about you.
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Girlfriends

My girlfriend's teeth are like stars they come out every night...
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Santa Claus

How do you know when Santa Claus is in the room?
You can sense his presents.

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