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Joke Topic - 'Aliens'


Here are 4 jokes on the topic - 'Aliens'.

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"And this is the sound the aliens made..." (BEEP!)
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An alien came to earth, step down from his space ship and said: "I come in peace". Then he gets out his gun and start shooting at everyone. One of the guys who is running away shouts to his friend: " I thought he said he comes in peace!". The alien says: "You mis-understood me, peace is the name of my space ship"
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What do you call a fat alien?
An extra cholesterol.
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What do you get if you cross a student and an alien?
Something from another universe -ity.


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Sheep

Where do sheep go to get their hair cut?
To the baa-baa shop.
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Bees

What did the baby bee say to the Queen bee?
Swarm in here, isn't it?
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Stupid

I come from a stupid family. During the civil war my great uncle fought for the west!
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Santa Claus

Who used to take presents to the famous detective, Sherlock Holmes?
Santa Clues.
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Getting Old

You know you're getting old when instead of combing your hair, you start "arranging" it.
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Dalmatian

Patient: Please help me Doctor. Whenever I look at my dog I keep seeing spots in front of my eyes.
Doctor: Relax. Your dog is a Dalmatian.
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Zoom

Knock, knock.
Who's them?
Zoom.
Zoom who?
Zoom did you expect?
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Cats

Where does a cat go when he loses his tail?
To a retail store.
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Consultants

Shall we bring in a consultant, or shall we screw it up ourselves?

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