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Joke Topic - 'Aliens'

Here are 4 jokes on the topic - 'Aliens'.


"And this is the sound the aliens made..." (BEEP!)

An alien came to earth, step down from his space ship and said: "I come in peace". Then he gets out his gun and start shooting at everyone. One of the guys who is running away shouts to his friend: " I thought he said he comes in peace!". The alien says: "You mis-understood me, peace is the name of my space ship"

What do you call a fat alien?
An extra cholesterol.

What do you get if you cross a student and an alien?
Something from another universe -ity.

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Where do sheep go to get their hair cut?
To the baa-baa shop.


What did the baby bee say to the Queen bee?
Swarm in here, isn't it?


I come from a stupid family. During the civil war my great uncle fought for the west!

Santa Claus

Who used to take presents to the famous detective, Sherlock Holmes?
Santa Clues.

Getting Old

You know you're getting old when instead of combing your hair, you start "arranging" it.


Patient: Please help me Doctor. Whenever I look at my dog I keep seeing spots in front of my eyes.
Doctor: Relax. Your dog is a Dalmatian.


Knock, knock.
Who's them?
Zoom who?
Zoom did you expect?


Where does a cat go when he loses his tail?
To a retail store.


Shall we bring in a consultant, or shall we screw it up ourselves?

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