Home / Joke Topics Index / Joke Topics - A / Joke Topic - Alligator - 1

Joke Topic - 'Alligator'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Alligator'.

$text4

A man walked into a bar with his alligator and asked the bartender, "Do you serve lawyers here?".
"Sure do," replied the bartender.
"Good," said the man. "Give me a beer, and I'll have a lawyer for my 'gator."
$text4

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Thea.
Thea who?
Thea later, alligator.


Here are some randomly selected joke topics

$text4

Dentists

Did you hear about the movie which features a dentist who travels backwards and forwards in time?
It's called "Plaque to the Future."
$text4

Dogs

My new dog is very obedient. When I say 'heel' he always bites me on the heel.
$text4

Marriage

Harry: My wife speaks through her nose?
Fred: Why does she do that?
Harry: Because she's worn her mouth out.
$text4

Yodel

Knock knock
Who's there?
Little old lady
Little old lady who?
Gee, I didn't know you knew how to yodel.
$text4

Villagers

Gas rig men grilled by villagers
$text4

Snooker

John said, 'That bloke up at the tea counter thinks he's a snooker ball.'
My brother said, 'Ah, so that's why he's at the end of the queue.
$text4

Lawyers

What is the difference between a tick and a lawyer?
The tick stops draining you and drops off after you're dead.
$text4

Peanuts

What is red in color and likes to eat peanuts?
An embarrassed elephant.
$text4

Blondes

Q: A blonde ordered a pizza and the clerk asked if he should cut it in six or twelve pieces.
A: "Six, please. I could never eat twelve pieces."

This is page 1 of 1