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Joke Topic - 'Alligators'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Alligators'.

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What do you get if you cross an alligator with a flower?
I don't know, but I'm not going to smell it.


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What do jigsaw puzzles do when they receive bad news?
They go to pieces.
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Did you hear about the paranoid with low self-esteem?
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I am the master in my own house - the doghouse.

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