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Joke Topic - 'Alphabet Soup'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Alphabet Soup'.

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Why did the man order alphabet soup in the restaurant?
He wanted to eat his words.


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Dogs

Advert in a newspaper:
Big dog for sale, eats anything - fond of children.
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Waiters

What do you get when you cross a hen and a waiter?
A hen that lays tables.
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Vacation

What country do cows love to visit for their vacation?
Moo Zealand.
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Christmas

How to cats greet each other at Christmas?
"I wish you a furry merry Christmas and a Happy mew year".
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Girlfriends

Jack: I'd go through anything for you.
Mary: Just the door will be enough.
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Banks

Why can't you keep any secrets in a bank?
Because of all the tellers.
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Ghosts

What do you call a ghost who only haunts the Town Hall?
The nightmayor.
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Deer

What do you get if you teach a deer to be a hairdresser?
A styling mousse.
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Rabbits

Did you hear about the rich rabbit?
He was a millionhare.

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