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Joke Topic - 'Always Late'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Always Late'.

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She's always late. Her ancestors arrived in America on the June Flower.


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Wife

My wife is a great lover - of cream cakes.
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Accountants

Tom: What do you do for a living?
Jack: I work with figures.
Tom: You're an accountant?
Jack: No. A fitness instructor.
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Ghosts

What kind of ghost is very useful in the kitchen?
A recipe spook.
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Boring

I was going to tell you a joke about an electric drill, but it's too boring.
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A Big Mouth

What has a big mouth, but is unable to talk?
A glass jar.
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Balloon

What did the balloon say to the pin?
'Hi, buster!'
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Rabbits

How do rabbits stay cool in the summer?
They have air conditioning.
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Jeans

Why did the jeans burst into tears?
They felt blue.
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Keys

What is the hardest key to turn?
A donkey.

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