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Joke Topic - 'Amnesia'


Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Amnesia'.

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I can't come to the phone now because I have amnesia and I feel stupid talking to people I don't remember. I'd appreciate it if you could help me out by leaving my name and telling me something about myself. Thanks.
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Sorry, I forgot all about the amnesia conference!
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What do you get from a cow that has lost it's memory?
Milk of amnesia.


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Why is 'abbreviation' such a long word?
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Octopus

What do you get if you cross an octopus with a cow?
An animal that can milk itself.
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Blondes

Q: How do you confuse a blonde?
A: Give her M&M's and tell her to put them in alpabetical order.
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Cheese

When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say?
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Lawyers

Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses?
From chasing parked ambulances.
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Teacher

l thought I might become a history teacher when I grew up, but then I realized there was no future in it.
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Dentists

I wanted to be a dentist, but I didn't have enough pull.
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Aliens

What do you get if you cross a student and an alien?
Something from another universe -ity.
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Dracula

Why did Dracula become a vegetarian?
Because stake doesn't agree with him.

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