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Joke Topic - 'Amnesia'

Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Amnesia'.


I can't come to the phone now because I have amnesia and I feel stupid talking to people I don't remember. I'd appreciate it if you could help me out by leaving my name and telling me something about myself. Thanks.

Sorry, I forgot all about the amnesia conference!

What do you get from a cow that has lost it's memory?
Milk of amnesia.

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