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Joke Topic - 'An Outsider'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'An Outsider'.

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As an outsider, what do you think of the human race?


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Sandwich

How can you tell if there is an elephant in your sandwich?
It's too heavy to lift.
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King Kong

If King Kong went to Hong Kong to play ping-pong and died, what would they put on his coffin?
A lid.
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Blondes

What does a smart blonde and a dinosaur have in common?
They are both extinct.
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Bars

I was out drinking in a bar last night and a woodworm asked me: "Is the bar tender here?
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Rabbits

How do you post a rabbit?
By hare mail.
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Horses

My mum said to my uncle, 'What's got four legs and flies?'
My uncle said, 'Don't tell me, the horse is dead.'
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Labor

Heavy labor is aardvark ... but it pays well
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Cars

Which parts of a car are the laziest?
The wheels. They are always tired.
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Breath

Halitosis is better than no breath at all

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