Joke Topic - 'An Outsider'

How can you tell if there is an elephant in your sandwich?
It's too heavy to lift.

If King Kong went to Hong Kong to play ping-pong and died, what would they put on his coffin?
A lid.

What does a smart blonde and a dinosaur have in common?
They are both extinct.

I was out drinking in a bar last night and a woodworm asked me: "Is the bar tender here?

How do you post a rabbit?
By hare mail.

My mum said to my uncle, 'What's got four legs and flies?'
My uncle said, 'Don't tell me, the horse is dead.'

Heavy labor is aardvark ... but it pays well

Which parts of a car are the laziest?
The wheels. They are always tired.

Halitosis is better than no breath at all