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Joke Topic - 'Ancestors'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Ancestors'.

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Joe: I can trace my ancestors all the way back to Columbus.
Bud: Back to 1492?
Joe: No, to Ohio.
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She's always late. Her ancestors arrived in America on the June Flower.


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Who's there?
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