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Joke Topic - 'Angry'


Here are 6 jokes on the topic - 'Angry'.

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"Why is your dog growling at me like that?" asked Brian.
"0h," said Billy, "He's probably just angry because you're using his dish."
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Did you hear about the angry inch-worm?
He was angry because he was told he had to convert to the metric system.
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What does a skunk do when it gets angry?
It raises a stink!
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Which roads are always very angry?
Crossroads.
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Why are you so angry?
Because it's all the rage.
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Why did the genie in the lamp get angry?
Because someone rubbed him up the wrong way!


Here are some randomly selected joke topics

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Chicken

Why did the chicken get detention?
She was always playing practical yolks.
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Elephants

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a kangaroo?
Earthquakes in Australia.
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Dalmatian

Patient: Please help me Doctor. Whenever I look at my dog I keep seeing spots in front of my eyes.
Doctor: Relax. Your dog is a Dalmatian.
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Teachers

Why are maths teachers so useless at gardening?
Everything that they plant grows square roots.
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Drunks

Everybody should believe in something -- I believe I'll have another drink.
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School

Teacher to Pupil: What do you get if you divide 2365 by 37?
Pupil: The wrong answer, I expect, Miss.
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Cows

What do cows do when they're introduced?
They give each other a milk shake.
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Art

Why was the art dealer unable pay the rent on his store?
He had run out of Monet.
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A Keyhole

He was so narrow-minded he could see through a keyhole with both eyes.

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