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Joke Topic - 'Angry'

Here are 6 jokes on the topic - 'Angry'.


"Why is your dog growling at me like that?" asked Brian.
"0h," said Billy, "He's probably just angry because you're using his dish."

Did you hear about the angry inch-worm?
He was angry because he was told he had to convert to the metric system.

What does a skunk do when it gets angry?
It raises a stink!

Which roads are always very angry?

Why are you so angry?
Because it's all the rage.

Why did the genie in the lamp get angry?
Because someone rubbed him up the wrong way!

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Why did the chicken get detention?
She was always playing practical yolks.


What do you get when you cross an elephant with a kangaroo?
Earthquakes in Australia.


Patient: Please help me Doctor. Whenever I look at my dog I keep seeing spots in front of my eyes.
Doctor: Relax. Your dog is a Dalmatian.


Why are maths teachers so useless at gardening?
Everything that they plant grows square roots.


Everybody should believe in something -- I believe I'll have another drink.


Teacher to Pupil: What do you get if you divide 2365 by 37?
Pupil: The wrong answer, I expect, Miss.


What do cows do when they're introduced?
They give each other a milk shake.


Why was the art dealer unable pay the rent on his store?
He had run out of Monet.

A Keyhole

He was so narrow-minded he could see through a keyhole with both eyes.

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