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Joke Topic - 'Animals'


Here are 4 jokes on the topic - 'Animals'.

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I think animal testing is a terrible idea they get all nervous and give the wrong answers.
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If we aren't supposed to eat animals, why are they made of meat?
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Three animals were having a huge argument over who was the best: The first, a hawk, claimed that because of his ability to fly, he could attack anything repeatedly from above, and his prey had nary a chance. The second, a lion, based his claim on his strength---none in the forest dared to challenge him. The third, a skunk, insisted he needed neither flight nor strength to frighten off any creature. As the trio debated the issue, a grizzly bear came along and swallowed them all: hawk, lion and stinker!
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What type of animal is no fun at a party?
A boar!


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Mice

What has three tails, twelve legs and can't see?
Three blind mice.
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Banks

I used to work in a bank, but then I lost interest.
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Dracula

Why did Dracula go to art classes?
Because he wanted to draw blood.
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The Ark

Q. How many animals of each sex did Moses take on the ark?
A. none. Moses was not on the ark.
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Threatening

Threatening letters - man asks for long sentence
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Scottish

My wife was the last of 5 Scottish sisters to marry, the confetti was filthy.
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Actors

How many actors does it take to change a light bulb?
Only one. They don't like to share the spotlight.
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Cavemen

One caveman said to the other, 'What's that big thing with the long neck writing Jane Eyre?'
The other one said, 'That's Bronte-saurus.'
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Psychiatrists

Why go to a psychiatrist when you can stay at home and talk to the ceiling for free.

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