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Joke Topic - 'Animals'

Here are 4 jokes on the topic - 'Animals'.


I think animal testing is a terrible idea they get all nervous and give the wrong answers.

If we aren't supposed to eat animals, why are they made of meat?

Three animals were having a huge argument over who was the best: The first, a hawk, claimed that because of his ability to fly, he could attack anything repeatedly from above, and his prey had nary a chance. The second, a lion, based his claim on his strength---none in the forest dared to challenge him. The third, a skunk, insisted he needed neither flight nor strength to frighten off any creature. As the trio debated the issue, a grizzly bear came along and swallowed them all: hawk, lion and stinker!

What type of animal is no fun at a party?
A boar!

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What has three tails, twelve legs and can't see?
Three blind mice.


I used to work in a bank, but then I lost interest.


Why did Dracula go to art classes?
Because he wanted to draw blood.

The Ark

Q. How many animals of each sex did Moses take on the ark?
A. none. Moses was not on the ark.


Threatening letters - man asks for long sentence


My wife was the last of 5 Scottish sisters to marry, the confetti was filthy.


How many actors does it take to change a light bulb?
Only one. They don't like to share the spotlight.


One caveman said to the other, 'What's that big thing with the long neck writing Jane Eyre?'
The other one said, 'That's Bronte-saurus.'


Why go to a psychiatrist when you can stay at home and talk to the ceiling for free.

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