Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Chocolate
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Aida.
Aida who?
Aida thirty-two chocolate bars and now I
feel terrible.
Witches
How does a witch know what time it is?
With witch watch.
Scottish
My wife was the last of 5 Scottish sisters to marry, the confetti was filthy.
Dracula
Why did Count Dracula visit his doctor?
Because he was always coffin.
Pilot
Why did the pilot visit the physiatrist?
Because he was plane crazy.
Snails
Waiter, waiter.
Are there snails on the menu?
Yes there are, Sir, I'm afraid they must have escaped from the kitchen.
USA
Why can't a man living in the USA be buried in Canada?
Because he is still alive.
Elections
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Alec.
Alec who?
An election is held about every four years.