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Joke Topic - 'Antique'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Antique'.

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What do you call a ninety year old ant?
An antique.


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Sharks

What does a shark like to eat for lunch?
Fish and ships!
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Violin

What did the violin say to the harp?
May I string along with you?
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Driving

You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive.
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Gifts

What is a "free" gift? Aren't all gifts free?
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Marriage

Missing: wife and dog. Reward for dog.
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Girlfriends

I used to invite this gal to my apartment to help me make hamburgers.
I called her my grille friend!
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Lawyers

What are lawyers good for?
They make used car salesmen look good.
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Skeletons

Why do skeletons always go on vacation alone?
Because they have nobody to go with.
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Doughnuts

Old doughnut makers never die, they just get tired of the whole business.

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