Joke Topic - 'Antique'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Antique'.

What do you call a ninety year old ant?
An antique.

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Sharks

What does a shark like to eat for lunch?
Fish and ships!

What did the violin say to the harp?
May I string along with you?

You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive.

What is a "free" gift? Aren't all gifts free?

Missing: wife and dog. Reward for dog.

I used to invite this gal to my apartment to help me make hamburgers.
I called her my grille friend!

What are lawyers good for?
They make used car salesmen look good.

Why do skeletons always go on vacation alone?
Because they have nobody to go with.

Old doughnut makers never die, they just get tired of the whole business.

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