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Joke Topic - 'Apartments'


Here are 6 jokes on the topic - 'Apartments'.

Related Topics: Houses (3) House (4)
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A condo committee was screening a couple interested in renting an apartment:
"What kind of work do you do?" they were asked. "My husband is an engineer and I'm a school-teacher," the wife replied.
"Any children?" asked a committee member.
"Yes, 7 & 8 years old," the wife replied.
"Animals?" asked another committee member.
"Oh no! They're very well-behaved!"
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How does a spoiled rich girl change a lightbulb?
She says, "Daddy, I want a new apartment."
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I used to invite this gal to my apartment to help me make hamburgers.
I called her my grille friend!
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Mary was telling her friends about her new apartment. "It's fantastic," she said, "I can lie in bed and watch the sun rise."
"So what," replied her friend Joan, "in my apartment, I can sit on a chair and watch the kitchen sink."
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Nan: How do you like your new studio apartment?
Dan: I have no room for complaint.
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Why are they called apartments, when they're all stuck together?


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Girlfriends

My last girlfriend was so ugly, that when she worked in a pet store people kept asking how big she would get ...
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Elephants

What do you call an elephant who isn't important?
An irrelephant.
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Dentists

When I talk people listen with their mouth open.
Oh, you must be a dentist.
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Talking

Keep talking. I always yawn when I'm really interested.
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Similarity

Any similarity between you and a human is purely coincidental!
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Henry VIII

King Henry VIII went to heaven. St Peter said, 'Tell me, why did you have so many different wives?'
Henry said, 'I like to' chop and change.'
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Cows

Which American state has the most cows?
Moosouri.
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Judges

Robber: Your Honor. I'm sorry for breaking into the Italian restaurant.
Judge: Thirty days for disturbing the pizza.
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Hotel

The one good thing you can say about the food in our vacation hotel is that at least they're considerate enough to give you only small portions.

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