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Joke Topic - 'Apathy'


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Apathy rules - so what?


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Fish

What type of fish is famous?
A starfish.
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Birthdays

He really surprised her on her birthday.
He remembered it.
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Doctors

Patient: I have a splinter in my finger.
Doctor: Well, that's what you get for scratching your head.
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Cows

What did the mother cow say to the baby cow?
You should be asleep by now, it's way pasture bedtime.
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Girlfriends

Bob: I call my girlfriend Sugar.
Joe: Why is that?
Bob: Because she's so refined.
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Brain

Please make sure that your brain is engaged before you put your mouth into gear
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Doctors

What did the doctor say to the tonsil?
You look so cute, I would like to take you out.
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Crab

Why was the crab sent to jail?
Because he kept pinching things.
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Scottish

How did the little Scottie dog feel when he saw the Loch Ness monster?
Terrier-fied.

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