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Joke Topic - 'Ape'

Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Ape'.


A man was walking down the street with a baby ape in his arms when a friend stopped him and asked what he was doing with the chimp. "I just bought this ape as a pet. We have no children so he's going to live with us - just like one of the family. He'll eat at the same table with us. He'll even sleep in the same bed with me and my wife."
"But what about the smell?" the friend asked.
"Oh, he'll just have to get used to it, the same way I did."

What do you get if you cross a giant ape with a prisoner?
King Kongvict.

What do you get if you cross a zebra with an ape man?
Tarzan stripes forever.

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