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Joke Topic - 'Ape'


Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Ape'.

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A man was walking down the street with a baby ape in his arms when a friend stopped him and asked what he was doing with the chimp. "I just bought this ape as a pet. We have no children so he's going to live with us - just like one of the family. He'll eat at the same table with us. He'll even sleep in the same bed with me and my wife."
"But what about the smell?" the friend asked.
"Oh, he'll just have to get used to it, the same way I did."
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What do you get if you cross a giant ape with a prisoner?
King Kongvict.
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What do you get if you cross a zebra with an ape man?
Tarzan stripes forever.


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Chicken

What do you call a chicken that haunts houses?
A poultrygeist.
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Money

Highway man to traveller: Your money or your life!
Traveller: Take my life, I'm saving up.
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Cows

What do you get from pampered cows?
Spoiled milk.
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Vampires

What type of restaurants are vampires careful to avoid?
Stakehouses!
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Cold

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ken.
Ken who?
Ken I come in? It's really cold standing here.
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Monsters

What should you do with a green monster?
Wait until he is ripe.
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Dress

Customer: May I try on that dress in the window, please?
Clerk: No, ma'am. You'll have to use the fitting room like everyone else.
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Wedding

Did you hear about the two satellite dishes that got married?
The wedding was terrible, but the reception was great!
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Frogs

What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?
Lily.

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