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Joke Topic - 'Apes'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Apes'.

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Where does a baby ape like to sleep?
In an apricot.


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Dogs

Did you hear about the dog that ate nothing but garlic?
His bark was much worse than his bite.
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Lizards

Why did the lizard decide to go on a diet?
Because it weighed too much for its scales.
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Birds

What type of bird flies in formation, and releases red, white and blue smoke?
The red sparrows.
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Gravity

What is the center of gravity?
The letter v.
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Squash

What is the noisiest game?
Squash - because you can't play it without raising a racquet!
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Bananas

Why do bananas never get lonely?
Because they hang around in bunches.
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Fired

Why did the human cannon ball consider himself a failure?
Because he was always being fired.
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Birds

What type of bird works on a building site?
A crane.
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Blondes

Q: What do you get when you offer a blonde a penny for her thoughts?
A: Change.

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