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Joke Topic - 'Apes'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Apes'.


Where does a baby ape like to sleep?
In an apricot.

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Did you hear about the dog that ate nothing but garlic?
His bark was much worse than his bite.


Why did the lizard decide to go on a diet?
Because it weighed too much for its scales.


What type of bird flies in formation, and releases red, white and blue smoke?
The red sparrows.


What is the center of gravity?
The letter v.


What is the noisiest game?
Squash - because you can't play it without raising a racquet!


Why do bananas never get lonely?
Because they hang around in bunches.


Why did the human cannon ball consider himself a failure?
Because he was always being fired.


What type of bird works on a building site?
A crane.


Q: What do you get when you offer a blonde a penny for her thoughts?
A: Change.

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