Joke Topic - 'Approach'

How many Californians does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Eleven. One to change it and ten to follow the trend.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Fortification.
Fortification who?
Fortification, we're going to Florida.

Q: Why do blondes have TGIF on their shoes?
A: Toes Go In First.

Why did the spider go on the internet?
It was searching for a new website.

What do a hurricane, a tornado, a fire and a divorce have in common?
They are four ways you can lose your home.

"Who's been eating my porridge?" asked baby bear.
"Who's been eating my porridge?" asked mother bear.
"Burp" said father bear.

When is an baseball umpire like a telephone operator?
When he makes a call.

Teenage Driver: But, officer, I'm a college graduate.
Traffic Cop: Sorry, but ignorance is no excuse for breaking the law.

I really don't like shopping centers. After all, once you've seen one, you've seen the mall.