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Joke Topic - 'Argue'


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Did you hear about the two cyclops who were always arguing with each other?
They could never see eye to eye about anything.
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What do you call a cow who likes to argue with her husband?
A bullfighter.


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Light Bulbs

How many light bulbs does it take to change a light bulb?
Two, the old one and the new one.
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Doctors

The doctor said, 'Is your cough better now?'
My brother said, 'Oh yes much better. I've been practicing for weeks.'
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Rabbits

Is breeding rabbits a hare raising experience?
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Waiters

Waiter, waiter, what do you recommend for my lunch?
For you sir, I would recommend a diet.
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Politicians

The government claims it's following the will of the people. I didn't even know we'd died!
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Cannibals

What's a cannibal's favourite meal?
Baked human beans.
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Astronauts

Why is an astronaut like an American footballer?
They both like to make safe touch-downs.
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Economists

How many economists does it take to change a light bulb?
None. If the government would simply leave it alone, it would change itself.
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Passengers

Passengers hit by cancelled trains

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