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Joke Topic - 'Argue'

Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Argue'.


Did you hear about the two cyclops who were always arguing with each other?
They could never see eye to eye about anything.

What do you call a cow who likes to argue with her husband?
A bullfighter.

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Light Bulbs

How many light bulbs does it take to change a light bulb?
Two, the old one and the new one.


The doctor said, 'Is your cough better now?'
My brother said, 'Oh yes much better. I've been practicing for weeks.'


Is breeding rabbits a hare raising experience?


Waiter, waiter, what do you recommend for my lunch?
For you sir, I would recommend a diet.


The government claims it's following the will of the people. I didn't even know we'd died!


What's a cannibal's favourite meal?
Baked human beans.


Why is an astronaut like an American footballer?
They both like to make safe touch-downs.


How many economists does it take to change a light bulb?
None. If the government would simply leave it alone, it would change itself.


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