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Joke Topic - 'Arguments'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Arguments'.

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Nothing causes more arguments in the home than marriage.


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Candles

Which burns longer, a red candle or a white candle?
Neither, they both burn shorter.
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Clown

What do you get if you cross a circus clown and a goat?
You get a silly billy.
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Vampires

What kind of test does a Vampire take when he is in school?
A blood test.
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Mice

What do mice use to avoid bad breath?
Mousewash.
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Husband

Maid: Your husband's locked up for the night, ma'am.
Mistress: Fine, but I didn't hear him come in.
Maid: He didn't. The police just phoned.
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Someone

How did you get here? Did someone leave the door of your cage open?
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College

Bill: So your son is at college. . . what's he going to be when he gets through?
Father: A pensioner.
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Dogs

What did the aardvark call his dog?
Aard-bark!
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Elephants

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a kangaroo?
Earthquakes in Australia.

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