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Joke Topic - 'Arrested'


Here are 4 jokes on the topic - 'Arrested'.

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Did you hear about the Scotsman who was arrested by the police. They charged him with breaking into a five-pound note.
However, they let him go with just a warning as it was his first offence.
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Why was the crab arrested?
He was caught pinching things.
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Why was the dog arrested?
He forgot to pay his barking ticket.
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Why was the piano player arrested?
He struck a chord.


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Vegetables

Which vegetable goes best with jacket potatoes?
Button mushrooms.
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Horses

What do you call a horse that lives next door to you?
A neigh-bour.
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Love To

I'd love to go out with you, but my favorite commercial is on TV.
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Used Cars

Men are like.....Used Cars.
Both are easy-to-get, cheap and they prove to be unreliable.
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Three Bears

Which monster ate the three bears' porridge?
Gouldilocks.
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Art

Why was the art dealer unable pay the rent on his store?
He had run out of Monet.
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A Mistake

I was wrong once
- I thought I had made a mistake
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Talking

Keep talking, someday you'll say something intelligent.
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Mother

A man's mother is his misfortune, but his wife is his fault.

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