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Joke Topic - 'Arrested'

Here are 4 jokes on the topic - 'Arrested'.


Did you hear about the Scotsman who was arrested by the police. They charged him with breaking into a five-pound note.
However, they let him go with just a warning as it was his first offence.

Why was the crab arrested?
He was caught pinching things.

Why was the dog arrested?
He forgot to pay his barking ticket.

Why was the piano player arrested?
He struck a chord.

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A Mistake

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Keep talking, someday you'll say something intelligent.


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