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Joke Topic - 'Arrogant'


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I used to be arrogant, but now I'm perfect


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Julius Caesar

What did they say to Julius Caesar When he went into a pub?
'Ale, Caesar?'
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Zombies

Why was the zombie awarded a medal?
Because he was dead-icated!
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Folk Singers

How many folk singers does it take to change a light bulb?
Six - one to do all the work and five to write a song about how good the old one was.
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Answer

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Major.
Major who?
Major answer, didn't I?
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Florist

Did you hear about the florist who had two children?
One is a budding genius and the other one is a blooming idiot.
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Lawyers

Why did the lawyer cross the road?
To get to the car accident on the other side.
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Cold

Knock, Knock!
Who's There?
Let me!
Let me who?
Will you please let me in, it's cold out here!
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Dress

Customer: May I try on that dress in the window, please?
Clerk: No, ma'am. You'll have to use the fitting room like everyone else.
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Doctors

Doctor, doctor! I'm becoming invisible.
Yes I can see you're not all there.

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