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Joke Topic - 'Arrogant'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Arrogant'.


I used to be arrogant, but now I'm perfect

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Julius Caesar

What did they say to Julius Caesar When he went into a pub?
'Ale, Caesar?'


Why was the zombie awarded a medal?
Because he was dead-icated!

Folk Singers

How many folk singers does it take to change a light bulb?
Six - one to do all the work and five to write a song about how good the old one was.


Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Major who?
Major answer, didn't I?


Did you hear about the florist who had two children?
One is a budding genius and the other one is a blooming idiot.


Why did the lawyer cross the road?
To get to the car accident on the other side.


Knock, Knock!
Who's There?
Let me!
Let me who?
Will you please let me in, it's cold out here!


Customer: May I try on that dress in the window, please?
Clerk: No, ma'am. You'll have to use the fitting room like everyone else.


Doctor, doctor! I'm becoming invisible.
Yes I can see you're not all there.

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