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Joke Topic - 'Art Class'


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What do mosquitoes learn in art class?
How to draw blood.


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Chickens

My uncle said, 'I wonder what'll happen if I feed gunpowder to my chickens?'
I said, 'You'll probably get an eggsplosion.'
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Fly

"Waiter, there's a fly in my soup!"
"I'm not surprised, sir, our chef used to be a tailor."
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Distress

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Distress.
Distress who?
Distress is brand new.
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Frogs

What happens to frogs that are illegally parked?
They get toad away.
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Porridge

"Who's been eating my porridge?" asked baby bear.
"Who's been eating my porridge?" asked mother bear.
"Burp" said father bear.
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Business Consultant

An business consultant is one who can tell you how to run your business but who isn't smart enough to run his own.
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Christmas Day

Who is never hungry on Christmas Day?
The turkey - it's always stuffed.
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Favorite

What is a mummy’s favorite kind of sandwich?
A wrap!
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Old

MABEL: When I'm old and ugly, will you still love me?
PERCY: I do, don't I?

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