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Joke Topic - 'Art Class'

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What do mosquitoes learn in art class?
How to draw blood.

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My uncle said, 'I wonder what'll happen if I feed gunpowder to my chickens?'
I said, 'You'll probably get an eggsplosion.'


"Waiter, there's a fly in my soup!"
"I'm not surprised, sir, our chef used to be a tailor."


Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Distress who?
Distress is brand new.


What happens to frogs that are illegally parked?
They get toad away.


"Who's been eating my porridge?" asked baby bear.
"Who's been eating my porridge?" asked mother bear.
"Burp" said father bear.

Business Consultant

An business consultant is one who can tell you how to run your business but who isn't smart enough to run his own.

Christmas Day

Who is never hungry on Christmas Day?
The turkey - it's always stuffed.


What is a mummy’s favorite kind of sandwich?
A wrap!


MABEL: When I'm old and ugly, will you still love me?
PERCY: I do, don't I?

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