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Joke Topic - 'Art'


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Why was the art dealer unable pay the rent on his store?
He had run out of Monet.


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Apples

What type+ of apple isn't an apple?
A pineapple.
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Yesterday

If yesterday was today - today would be yesterday.
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Sharks

Did you hear about the sunburnt shark?
He got what he was basking for.
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Lawyers

What do you call an honest lawyer?
An impossibility.
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Wife

I'm having to leave my wife because of another woman - her mother.
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Snowmen

How do snowmen travel around?
By iceicle.
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Prisoner

What do you call a prisoner's pet budgie?
A jail bird.
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Folk Singers

How many folk singers does it take to change a light bulb?
Six - one to do all the work and five to write a song about how good the old one was.
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Permanent

Dave: Did you hear that Fred has got a job at the bowling alley?
Joe: What tenpin?
Dave: No it's a permanent job.

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