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Joke Topic - 'Artists'


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Did you hear about the famous artist who was arrested last night by the police?
Today they released him when they found out that he had been framed.


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Cats

Cats flattened while you watch.
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The Moon

What is large, bright and stupid?
A fool moon.
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Budgie

What do you call a baby budgie?
A budget.
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Double

"Doctor, doctor< I keep seeing double."
"Take a seat please."
"Which one?"
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Teachers

Why did the teacher need to wear dark glasses?
Because she had such a bright class.
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Waiters

Diner: Waiter! This soup tastes funny.
Waiter: Then why aren't you laughing?
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Succeed

If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.
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Girlfriends

My new girlfriend is a pretty as a flower.
A cauliflower.
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Parrots

What do you get if you cross a very talkative parrot with an ape?
A blab-boon.

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