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Joke Topic - 'Asleep'

Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Asleep'.


Hi, this is Dave. I'm out right now. This means I'm either asleep or not here. I'll get back to you when I return or regain consiousness, whichever comes first.

Why did the clown wear loud socks?
So that his feet wouldn't fall asleep.

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Two cannibals were having lunch.
One cannibal said "your wife makes a great soup."
"Yes" said the other one, "but I'm sure gonna miss her."


What do you call a prisoner's pet budgie?
A jail bird.


Customer: I'd like a pair of stockings for my wife.
Storekeeper: Sheer?
Customer: No, she's at home.


What's the easiest way to grease a Ferarri?
Run over a lawyer.


What kind of cats are good at 10-pin bowling?
Alley cats.


How does a barber cut the moon's hair?
Eclipse it.


Why don't bananas ever feel lonely?
Because they go around in bunches.

Dog Biscuits

What is the main ingredient of dog biscuits?
Collie flour.


A student who changes the course of history is probably taking an exam.

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