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Joke Topic - 'Asleep'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Asleep'.

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Hi, this is Dave. I'm out right now. This means I'm either asleep or not here. I'll get back to you when I return or regain consiousness, whichever comes first.
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Why did the clown wear loud socks?
So that his feet wouldn't fall asleep.


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Cannibals

Two cannibals were having lunch.
One cannibal said "your wife makes a great soup."
"Yes" said the other one, "but I'm sure gonna miss her."
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Prisoner

What do you call a prisoner's pet budgie?
A jail bird.
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Stockings

Customer: I'd like a pair of stockings for my wife.
Storekeeper: Sheer?
Customer: No, she's at home.
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Lawyers

What's the easiest way to grease a Ferarri?
Run over a lawyer.
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Cats

What kind of cats are good at 10-pin bowling?
Alley cats.
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Barbers

How does a barber cut the moon's hair?
Eclipse it.
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Bananas

Why don't bananas ever feel lonely?
Because they go around in bunches.
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Dog Biscuits

What is the main ingredient of dog biscuits?
Collie flour.
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Students

A student who changes the course of history is probably taking an exam.

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