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Joke Topic - 'Aspirins'


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Last night I was going to kill myself by swallowing a handful of asprins - but after taking the first two I felt much better.


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Octopus

Did you hear about the neurotic octopus?
He was a crazy mixed-up squid.
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Rabbits

What did the rabbits say when they were caught in the vegetable patch?
Lettuce alone!
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Doctors

Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I'm a bottle of gin.
I think you need a little tonic.
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Elephants

What should you give a seasick elephant?
A lot of room...
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Cannibals

First cannibal: What are you cooking for dinner?
Second cannibal: Shut up and get back in the oven.
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Cows

What type of events do cows like to go to?
Barn Dances.
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Cat

Knock Knock
Who's There
Cat
Cat Who
Caterpilla
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Hippopotamus

What do you call a hippo that is very untidy?
A hippopota-mess.
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Waiters

How many WAITERS does it take to change a light-bulb?
None. Even a burned-out bulb can't catch a waiter's eye.

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