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Joke Topic - 'Assaulted'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Assaulted'.

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There were these two peanuts walking down the street and one was assaulted.


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Snow

Did you hear about the man who fitted snow tires to his car?
They melted.
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Artist

What do you get if you cross an artist with a policeman?
A brush with the law.
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Birds

A bird in the hand is safer than one overhead.
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King

Why did the king visit his dentist?
To have his teeth crowned!
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Golf

You know you're having a bad day when the worst player on the golf course wants to play you for money.
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Sleepwalking

What do you call a sleepwalking nun?
A roaming Catholic.
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Half A Mind

Half a mind is a terrible thing to waste!
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Vampires

Why are vampires not very intelligent?
Because blood is thicker than water.
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Horses

When does a horse usually neigh?
Whinny wants to!

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