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Joke Topic - 'Assaulted'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Assaulted'.


There were these two peanuts walking down the street and one was assaulted.

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Did you hear about the man who fitted snow tires to his car?
They melted.


What do you get if you cross an artist with a policeman?
A brush with the law.


A bird in the hand is safer than one overhead.


Why did the king visit his dentist?
To have his teeth crowned!


You know you're having a bad day when the worst player on the golf course wants to play you for money.


What do you call a sleepwalking nun?
A roaming Catholic.

Half A Mind

Half a mind is a terrible thing to waste!


Why are vampires not very intelligent?
Because blood is thicker than water.


When does a horse usually neigh?
Whinny wants to!

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