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Joke Topic - 'Astronauts'


Here are 11 jokes on the topic - 'Astronauts'.

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Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spaceship
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How do you get a baby astronaut to go to sleep?
You rock-et.
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How do you get a baby astronaut to go to sleep?
You rocket.
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If athletes get athletes' foot. what disease do astronauts get?
Missile toe.
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What does an astronaut do in the morning before he puts on his clothes?
He takes a meteor shower.
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What does an astronaut use to keep up his trousers?
An asteroid belt.
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Where did the astronaut get his degree?
At the mooniversity!
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Where do astronauts leave their spaceships?
At parking meteors.
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Why is an astronaut like an American football player?
They both want to make safe touchdowns.
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Why is an astronaut like an American footballer?
They both like to make safe touch-downs.

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