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Joke Topic - 'Astronomers'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Astronomers'.


How many astronomers does it take to change a light bulb?
None. Astronomers prefer the dark.

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Light Bulbs

How many conservatives does it take to change a light bulb?
One after reflecting in the twilight on the merit of the previous bulb.

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