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Joke Topic - 'Astronomers'


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How many astronomers does it take to change a light bulb?
None. Astronomers prefer the dark.


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Christmas

Why does Santa have 3 gardens?
A. So he can ho-ho-ho.
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Scotsman

What's the difference between a Scotsman and a canoe?
A canoe sometimes tips.
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Doctor

Patient: Doctor, I've just swallowed a spoon.
Doctor: Well, sit down and don't stir yourself.
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Octopus

What do you get if you cross an octopus with a cow?
An animal that can milk itself.
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Doctors

George: "Do you know what Dr Williams's specializes in?"
Tom: Yeah, he diagnoses wallets."
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Exorcists

Did you hear what happened to the guy who couldn't keep up payments to his exorcist?
No, what?
He was repossessed.
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Elephants

How do you make a dead elephant float?
Well, you take 10 dead elephants, 10 tonnes of chocolate ice-cream, 5 tonnes of bananas,.....
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Witches

What do you call a nervous witch?
a twitch.
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Light Bulbs

How many conservatives does it take to change a light bulb?
One after reflecting in the twilight on the merit of the previous bulb.

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