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Joke Topic - 'Attention'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Attention'.

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Teacher: I wish you’d pay a little attention to what I'm saying!
Pupil: I'm paying as little as I can!


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Painter

Is Hertz Van Rental a Dutch painter?
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Light Bulbs

How does an engineer change a light bulb?
As long as lighting levels are within operational parameters, he doesn't !
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Good Luck

What do you get when you cross poison ivy with 4 leaf clovers?
A rash of good luck!
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Car Drivers

A careful driver is one who has just spotted a speed camera.
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Not Old

You're not old. You're chronologically challenged.
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Insects

Which insects are the most loyal?
Ticks. Once they find a friend, they stick to them.
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Politicians

The trouble with political jokes is they get elected.
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Driving

You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive.
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Computers

If debugging is the process of removing bugs, then programming must be the process of putting them in.

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