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Joke Topic - 'Attractive'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Attractive'.


What did one magnet say to the other magnet?
You are very attractive.

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Did you hear about the child who was named after his father?
They called him dad.


What do fir trees do when they are sad?
They pine a lot.


Q: How do you know if there is an elephant under your bed?
A: Your nose is touching the ceiling.


Where can a husband always find sympathy?
In the dictionary.


What do you call a cow with only three legs?
Lean beef.


Why are maths teachers so useless at gardening?
Everything that they plant grows square roots.


Why was the football coach yelling at the vending machine?
He wanted his quarter back.


Waiter, waiter, this food isn't fit for a pig.'
'Very good sir. I'll go and get you some that is.'


Bob: I call my girlfriend Sugar.
Joe: Why is that?
Bob: Because she's so refined.

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