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Joke Topic - 'Attractive'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Attractive'.

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What did one magnet say to the other magnet?
You are very attractive.


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Fathers

Did you hear about the child who was named after his father?
They called him dad.
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Trees

What do fir trees do when they are sad?
They pine a lot.
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Elephants

Q: How do you know if there is an elephant under your bed?
A: Your nose is touching the ceiling.
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Husbands

Where can a husband always find sympathy?
In the dictionary.
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Cows

What do you call a cow with only three legs?
Lean beef.
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Teachers

Why are maths teachers so useless at gardening?
Everything that they plant grows square roots.
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Football

Why was the football coach yelling at the vending machine?
He wanted his quarter back.
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Waiter

Waiter, waiter, this food isn't fit for a pig.'
'Very good sir. I'll go and get you some that is.'
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Girlfriends

Bob: I call my girlfriend Sugar.
Joe: Why is that?
Bob: Because she's so refined.

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