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Joke Topic - 'Audience'


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If all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting?


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Christmas

Which dog gives you Christmas presents?
Santa Paws.
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Fish

Did you hear about the a fish that wanted to borrow some money?
He went to visit the loan shark.
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Slimy

What has ten legs, bulging eyes and is green and slimy?
I don't know.
Neither do I - but there's one crawling up your leg now!
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Mistake

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Jamaica.
Jamaica who?
Jamaica mistake?
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Doughnut

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Duncan.
Duncan who?
Duncan your doughnut again?
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Boxer

Mary: You remind me of my favorite boxer.
John: George Foreman?
Mary: No. he's called Fido.
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Hippy

What do you call a hippy's wife?
Mississippi.
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Newspaper

When a man was reading the newspaper, his wife asked, "Will you still love me when I'm old and gray?" "Sure I do," he mumbled.
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Keep

What can you keep even though you have given it to someone?
Your word.

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