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Joke Topic - 'Aunties'


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How do you make anti-freeze?
Send her to the North Pole.


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Blondes

Q: Do you know why the blonde got fired from the M&M factory?
A: For throwing out the W's.
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Fish

Why are fish so smart?
Because they like to swim around in schools.
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Antiques

A man was boasting to his friend, "You know, I am a well known collector of antiques."
His friend replied," Yes I know, I've seen your wife."
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Goats

Why are goats fun to have at your party?
They are always kidding around.
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Bosses

Have you noticed that your boss is the only one who watches the clock during the coffee break.
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Camels

What do you call a camel with three humps?
Humphrey.
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Judges

The judge fined the offender fifty dollars and told him if he was caught again, he would be thrown in jail. Fine today, cooler tomorrow.
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Scotsmen

What do you call 2 scotsmen hanging from a washing line?
A pair of tights.
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Vampires

What do vampires cross the ocean in?
Blood vessels.

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