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Joke Topic - 'Australia'


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A Scot is emigrating to Australia. Upon entry he is being interviewed by the immigration officer. When the officer asks the question, "Do you have a criminal record?", the Scot replies, "Well no . . . I didn't realise you still needed one to get in!"


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Boxing

When is a boxer like an astronomer?
When he is seeing stars!
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My Mother

My mother is a Woman of rare gifts - hardly anyone ever receives one from her!
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Milk Shakes

Where do milk shakes come from?
Nervous cows.
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Listened

Joe: Oh, I wish I'd listened to my mother!
Will: Why? What did she tell you?
Joe: I don't know! I didn't listen!
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Mouse

How do you save a drowning mouse?
Give it mouse to mouse resuscitation.
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Dumb

I'm not as dumb as you look.
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Waiters

Waiter, Waiter.
There's a fly in my soup.
What do you want me to do, call a lifeguard.
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Cavemen

One caveman said to the other, 'What's that big thing with the long neck writing Jane Eyre?'
The other one said, 'That's Bronte-saurus.'
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Grandad

'Grandad, do you know how to croak?'
I don't think so, Steven, why?"
'Because Dad says he'll be rich when you do.'

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