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Joke Topic - 'Australia'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Australia'.


A Scot is emigrating to Australia. Upon entry he is being interviewed by the immigration officer. When the officer asks the question, "Do you have a criminal record?", the Scot replies, "Well no . . . I didn't realise you still needed one to get in!"

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