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Joke Topic - 'Australians'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Australians'.

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How many Australians does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Two - one to say "She'll be right mate" and one to fetch the beers.


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Phone

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Sarah.
Sarah who?
Sarah phone I could use?
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Cookery

Alison: My cookery teacher didn't like what I made in class today.
Jenny: What did you make? A cake? A pizza?
Alison: A big mess.
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Pirates

Where does Blackbeard the Pirate hide his treasure chest?
Underneath his treasure shirt.
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Caution

C A U T I O N ! I Drive The Same Way You Do!
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Doctors

Doctor, doctor, I think I'm a dustbin.
Don't talk rubbish.
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Blondes

Q: Why do blondes hate M&Ms?
A: They're too hard to peel.
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Zombies

Why was the zombie awarded a medal?
Because he was dead-icated!
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Airplane

Something Went Wrong in Jet Plane Crash, Expert Says
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Black And White

What is black and white and makes a lot of noise?
A zebra with a drum kit.

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