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Joke Topic - 'Awful'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Awful'.


Knock, knock
Who's there?
Ida who?
Ida awful day at work today.

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How many bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Two. One to screw it in and one to complain that it's electrified.


Did you hear about the vampire's new dog?
It's a bloodhound!


Waiter, waiter, this coffee tastes like tea.'
'oh, I'm sorry, sir. I must have brought you cocoa by mistake.'


Enraged Bull Injures Farmer With Axe


What is the friendliest vegetable?
A sweet potato.


Julie: It takes me an hour to get to work in the morning.
Jean: Is that before or after you arrive?


Two snowmen standing in a field one turns to the other and says "can you smell carrots?".

Santa Claus

Who delivers Christmas presents to the police station?
Santa Clues.

Mickey Mouse

Why did NASA send Mickey Mouse into outer space?
To help look for Pluto.

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