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Joke Topic - 'Awful'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Awful'.

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Knock, knock
Who's there?
Ida
Ida who?
Ida awful day at work today.


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Musicians

How many bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Two. One to screw it in and one to complain that it's electrified.
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Vampires

Did you hear about the vampire's new dog?
It's a bloodhound!
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Waiters

Waiter, waiter, this coffee tastes like tea.'
'oh, I'm sorry, sir. I must have brought you cocoa by mistake.'
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Bull

Enraged Bull Injures Farmer With Axe
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Potato

What is the friendliest vegetable?
A sweet potato.
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Work

Julie: It takes me an hour to get to work in the morning.
Jean: Is that before or after you arrive?
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Snowmen

Two snowmen standing in a field one turns to the other and says "can you smell carrots?".
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Santa Claus

Who delivers Christmas presents to the police station?
Santa Clues.
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Mickey Mouse

Why did NASA send Mickey Mouse into outer space?
To help look for Pluto.

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